watson-jawn-watson:

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

image

Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

I thought this was common knowledge

(Source: shadzu)


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lynnie-i-say:

"I take dis one…"

lynnie-i-say:

"I take dis one…"

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americanninjax:

floozys:

image

inspired by x

I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

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dod-kalm:

mountainboats:

i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much

this is my favorite thing in the world


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calming starter sentences
  • "Its okay, I'm here."
  • "I'm not going to leave you."
  • "Everything is okay."
  • "I'm going to protect you."
  • "I believe in you."
  • "Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
  • "You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
  • "You're not going to lose me."
  • "I love you."
  • "I'll stay right here, okay?"
  • "Just breathe."
  • "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
  • "You're everything to me."
  • "I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
  • "Do you want to talk about it?"
  • "You don't have to be alone."
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